Wednesday 11 September 2013

I'm back (at least for a few days)

*Does jazz hands*

So hi.

It's been a gazillion years since I posted on this blog, and it's been a tontillion (That's an actually number, I think) years since I made a post on this blog that wasn't an advertisement for my book.

You can buy my book on amazon, the live it

*Slaps self*

Sorry.

But I'm definitely going to start posting on this blog again.  I started the Lazy A.I, my blog/youtube channel for games, books movies and whatnot, and poured my heart and soul into a whole THREE blog posts and THREE videos and gained a loving fanbase, which consists of my mum, and my dad if I make him watch my videos.

This blog, however, requires a lot less effort, so hopefully I'm going to stick with this.  Coming soon will be-
Posts about things that make me annoyed/amused/insert other feeling because I don't know any more here
Updates bout my writing and whatnot
Me being "QUIRKY" Becuase apparently that's a prerequisite for any bloggers nowadays
Me using fun words like "scallywags" and "Hobbledehoy"
Me making fun of Call Of Duty
Me talking about how great TB is
Me talking about how great Dodger is
Me talking about how great Jesse Cox is
Me talking about how great the TGS I MAEN THE CO-OPTIONAL COZZ ITS DIFFRENT NOW OKAEY podcast is
Me talking about how great JonTron is
Me watching JonTron
Me watching JonTron
Me watching JonTron
Me watching JonTron
Me talking about how great other things are
Me making lots of grand declarations about writing and then going back on them two days later
Me not advertising my book too much
Me loving Game Of Thrones
Me getting upset when I see a Game Of Thrones spoiler anywhere
Me getting angry when I see a Game Of Thrones spoiler anywhere
Me getting a lot of strange new feelings when I see a Game Of Thrones spoiler anywhere
Me talking about Game Of Thrones
Me feeling like I'm the only person who's decided to read the books before watching Game Of Thrones
Me perhaps chronicling a Dungeons And Dragons game that I'll hopefully be dmming after me and my players all read the rulebooks
Me talking about how great Netflix is
Me getting progressively more upset about Firefly being cancelled as I watch more episodes of Firefly
Me having sometimes mixed feelings about Battlestar Galactica as I watch more episodes of it
Me telling you about how I'm watching so many more space opera serieses now that I've got Netflix
Me not being sure what the plural of series is
Me putting off starting Breaking Bad
Me putting off watching Star Trek past the pilot episode for some reason
Me watching Modern Family reruns
Me being upset about Futurama being cancelled
Me buying loads of books
Me not getting around to reading any of those books
Me talking about books
Me talking about smelling books
Me apologising for talking about smelling books
Me not thinking of enough bullet points to do books justice
Me getting annoyed at me because I never learnt how to do bullet points on a keyboard
Me being a bit more realistic
Me being a bit more challenging
Me being a bit more colourful
Me being a bit more revolutionary
Me making references from old ads that I saw in a JonTron video
Me still talking about how great JonTron is
Me playing gaaames
Me getting angry about mainstream games
Me being annoyed about next gen consoles
Me being annoyed about games reviewers
Me being annoyed about (certain) youtubers
Me trying to hide my PC gaming masterrace orientation
Me defending Bioshock Infinite to the grave
Me putting off playing The Last Of Us
Me loving Valve for doing nice things
Me not loving EA for doing not so nice things
Me trying to explain to people I don't just "hate on" EA and IGN and Call Of Duty and whatnot because it's cool to do so
Me realising that I use the word "whatnot" a lot when I read back on this
Me being amazed at the quality of The Humble Indie Bundle
Me loving the Humble Indie Bundle
Me being confused about the Humble Indie Bundle being no longer indie
Me being even more confused about the Humble Indie Bundle being no longer games related
Not buying the Humble Comedy Bundle
Me realising that this list was quite a nice update on my life since I stopped blogging
Me making lists that are longer than they were originally planned to be
Me being me
Me managing to round off long lists quite nicely

So my blog has quite a lot going for it, huh?

I wanted to do some nice new transformation to make it seem like the next generation of the Blog Of Joe, but I guess I should just-

OOH I COULD CHANGE THE LAYOUT AND THE TEMPLATE AND ADD A NEW PHOTO AND-

Okay, I'm gonna go do that now.  

AND I COULD GET A NEW SIGN OFF CATCHPHRASE

Bear with me while I think of a new sign off catchphrase,


-Joe